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krisbuscus:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

blackgirlwhiteboylove:

hummusrevolutionaryfront:

Just had my day brightened up. Big Caribbean army bloke in front of me on the DLR knitting. Old lady turns to him and says “I didn’t know men could knit”. He turns to her and in his best Caribbean accent says “No ma’am, the only thing men can’t do is have babies. And there’s nothing women can’t do.”
DLR= Docklands Light Railway, London

True :) 

blackgirlwhiteboylove:

hummusrevolutionaryfront:

Just had my day brightened up. Big Caribbean army bloke in front of me on the DLR knitting. Old lady turns to him and says “I didn’t know men could knit”. He turns to her and in his best Caribbean accent says “No ma’am, the only thing men can’t do is have babies. And there’s nothing women can’t do.”

DLR= Docklands Light Railway, London

True :) 

better-than-kanye-bitchh:

legalmexican:

"Mexicans are taking our jobs" but y’all took thousands of Africans to do yours

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6 flights, 4 countries and 2 states later and she’s finally home!!! Did I mention she traveled ALONE and she’s only 17!!! Time to enjoy the rest of our summer, together 🌞🌍🌻💞👭

6 flights, 4 countries and 2 states later and she’s finally home!!! Did I mention she traveled ALONE and she’s only 17!!! Time to enjoy the rest of our summer, together 🌞🌍🌻💞👭

lindsaylohoean:

*slams fist on the table* HAVE SEX WITH ME

magictransistor:

José Gaudalupe Posada

lukasuka:

AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY

lukasuka:

AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY

phobias:

i enjoy blogging and banging